The Hale Hat-trick

You have to be pretty fast when you're around these Hale boys. Luke knocked a bowl of peas out of my hand recently. The peas and their nasty juice were all over the floor. There's really nothing finer than accidentally stepping on peas, smushing them into the floor and then the pea juice seeping into the wood floor. Just thinking about that smell is enough to make me not want to eat and that's saying a lot.